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Fitzroy square was abuzz with murmurs and whispers, and the confusion of a thousand conversations as the residents of Fitzrovia tried to make sense of the strange happenings outside the Town Hall yesterday. 'All I can say is something is up. Birds just know,' commented Hazel Plank as she dashed through Agincourt Square trying to…
Last night, the Fitzrovia Cavern bore witness to a spectacle of epic proportions. The enigmatic and audacious band, Hannibal and the Elephants, took the stage in an unforgettable performance that left the audience bewildered, bedazzled, and possibly questioning their sanity. Front and center, lead singer Hannibal, clad in a regal crown that would make even…
Dear fellow drivers, petrolheads, and lovers of freedom on the road, I pen these words with a mixture of despair and righteous indignation. It appears that the powers that be in our beloved London have lost their collective minds. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for the shocker of the century – the speed limit…
Martha Galloon, Fitzrovia’s very own maven of the cinematic arts, has once again dazzled us with her latest opus, "But I Didn’t Order Sausages." In a world of blockbuster explosions and superhero showdowns, Galloon serves up a quirky, delectable treat that reminds us that cinema can be as unpredictable as a mystery dish at an…
In the realm of Ironman triathlons, the name Henry Wilkins might not be widely recognized, but it is one that resonates deeply in the heart of Fitzrovia. At the ripe age of 83, Hank has embarked on a remarkable quest to conquer Ironman marathons, capturing the hearts and imagination of his local community. What sets…
Yeehaw, folks! Hold onto your ten-gallon hats, because the Fitzrovia Corral just witnessed a wild, wild showdown that’ll go down in history as the rootinest, tootinest showdown this side of the Thames! It all started on a regular Tuesday afternoon when Fitzrovia locals were going about their business, sippin’ their lattes and nibblin’ on their…
Ladies and gentlemen, we at Hemrad Communications have always been at the forefront of innovation. Today, we’re taking a giant leap towards environmental responsibility with a revolutionary decision: to achieve carbon neutrality by tomorrow, we are proud to announce that all our phones will ship without any accessories, and they’ll have to be collected from…
By Alana Barsworth, Urban Canine Correspondent Central London may conjure images of busy streets, iconic landmarks, and historic buildings, but for a growing number of canine city dwellers, it’s quickly becoming their favourite playground. Here are five reasons why our four-legged friends are smitten with the heart of the capital: 1. Parks Galore For many…
Central London, known for its bustling streets, iconic landmarks, and diverse population, is now facing an unexpected and peculiar challenge – an influx of wild poodles. These once domesticated pets have seemingly adapted to the urban environment, raising concerns about their welfare, public safety, and the potential ecological impact on the city. This article delves…
LONDON – The BT Tower, once a beacon of modern telecommunications, might soon redefine urban landscapes and leisure activities. Rumours are circulating about its possible transformation into the world’s first "vertical swimming experience." History Merges with Modernity Constructed in the 1960s as a communications hub, the BT Tower has always symbolized London’s ever-evolving skyline. Now,…