Local Man Delayed for Twenty Hours on Way Home for Christmas, Still Somehow Cheerful Enough to Make You Question Your Own Cynicism
Andrew K., a mild-mannered accountant whose idea of festive cheer usually involves a meticulously organized spreadsheet titled "Gift Procurement and Eggnog Acquisition", found himself yesterday on a 20-hour odyssey that would test the resolve of even the most seasoned holiday traveler. What should have been a breezy 30-minute flight home for Christmas became an epic…