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In the sudsy underbelly of London’s culinary scene, where Michelin stars glisten off grease-slick floors, the name “Fitzrovia Five” once resonated with the clang of silverware and the hiss of pre-emptive rinsing. This wasn’t your average pub washing-up crew; these were champions, five titans of the dishpit who’d scrubbed their way to the top of the competitive dishwashing circuit….
Move over W G Grace, there’s a new six-hitting humorist in town! Forget your flashy T20 smashes and audacious IPL bids, because Tottenham Court Road Comedy Club is about to go decidedly old-school with the arrival of Sid “The Willow Wielder” Smale and his one-man cricketing riot, “Gone Batty!” If you think Test cricket is about as exciting as…
The crisp air hangs heavy with anticipation in Regent’s Park. Nestled amidst joggers and picnickers, a football pitch awaits not your average Sunday league kickabout, but a clash of titans – Fitzrovia United, the plucky pub team from the backstreets, against the mighty Arsenal, whose Emirates Stadium casts a formidable shadow over this humble green…
To the Editor, Have you ever looked a jellyfish square in the face and thought, “Nah, this review stings way worse”? Let me tell you,dear editor, that’s exactly how I felt after reading your piece on “Swimming Around Britain,” my very own aquatic epic (or “incoherent animation,” as you so eloquently put it). I won’t deny, my journey wasn’t your…
As the Fitzrovia Dakar Rally rolled into the port city of Calais, competitors braced themselves for the next leg of this exhilarating cross-country challenge. Among them, Jimmy Phantom, piloting his trusty Porsche 911. The journey started with promise—under a sky painted with the hues of dawn, the convoy surged forth, engines humming with determination. Jimmy,…
Reporter (R): Good afternoon, Fitzrovia! Today, we have the pleasure of sitting down with Jimmy Phantom, a dedicated participant in the Fitzrovia Dakar rally. Jimmy, welcome! Can you tell us what inspired you to take on this incredible challenge? Jimmy Phantom (JP): Thank you for having me! Well, I’ve always had a passion for rally…
In an extraordinary display of sprightly athleticism, octogenarian Bea Pollinator triumphed in the heart-pounding Portland Place Oxford Circus Dash, leaving spectators in awe and her competitors in the dust. The race, an annual event testing the mettle of participants as they sprint from Portland Place to the bustling nexus of Oxford Circus, drew a motley…
In a whirl of suds and squeaky-clean excitement, a new sport has emerged from the heart of Marylebone: Competitive Dishwasher Emptying. This adrenaline-fueled domestic challenge has quickly captivated the local community, transforming the mundane chore into a riveting, high-stakes competition. The brainchild of local inventor and kitchen connoisseur, Douglas Sudsman, Competitive Dishwasher Emptying turns the…
Rev your engines and mark your calendars, because the heart of London is about to witness the spectacle of a lifetime with the inaugural Fitzrovia Grand Prix! Buckle up as high-octane excitement descends upon the historic streets for a racing extravaganza like no other. This summer, Fitzrovia will transform into a high-speed racetrack as roaring…
In a whirlwind of excitement and adrenaline, the first-ever Fitzrovia to Dakar Rally is set to kick off tomorrow, promising a breathtaking escapade for thrill-seekers and adventurers alike. Spanning across fourteen action-packed days, this rally aims to redefine endurance and courage, with the prologue commencing from Fitzrovia, winding its way to the iconic port town…