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Fitzrovia locals have been left confused, sleep-deprived, and oddly impressed by a mysterious figure who has been performing solo trombone concerts in the dead of night. For the past two weeks, at precisely 3:00 AM, the sound of a lone trombone has echoed through the streets, playing what some describe as “jazzy yet ominous” melodies….
Marylebone residents are living in fear—not of crime, nor of rising rents, but of one man with a smartphone and no regard for social decency. The unidentified offender, dubbed The Loud Lout of Marylebone, has been causing havoc in cafés across the area by speaking at unfathomable volumes on his phone. Witnesses report that his…
Sir, I am writing to express my outrage at the so-called Moustache Tax levied upon me during my brief and involuntary passage through Fitzrovia last Thursday. As a proud resident of Bloomsbury, I had no intention of stopping in your peculiar little borough, but alas, my usual route was blocked by a rogue troupe of…
Fitzrovia is known for its innovation, and the latest addition to Cavendish Street is no exception. Stand & Deliver, a boutique queue-standing service, is now offering Londoners the chance to avoid the drudgery of waiting in line by hiring a professional queuer to do it for them. Whether it’s securing tickets to a sold-out theatre…