Serving Fitzrovia since 1066
In the realm of Ironman triathlons, the name Henry Wilkins might not be widely recognized, but it is one that resonates deeply in the heart of Fitzrovia. At the ripe age of 83, Hank has embarked on a remarkable quest to conquer Ironman marathons, capturing the hearts and imagination of his local community. What sets…
Yeehaw, folks! Hold onto your ten-gallon hats, because the Fitzrovia Corral just witnessed a wild, wild showdown that’ll go down in history as the rootinest, tootinest showdown this side of the Thames! It all started on a regular Tuesday afternoon when Fitzrovia locals were going about their business, sippin’ their lattes and nibblin’ on their…
Ladies and gentlemen, we at Hemrad Communications have always been at the forefront of innovation. Today, we’re taking a giant leap towards environmental responsibility with a revolutionary decision: to achieve carbon neutrality by tomorrow, we are proud to announce that all our phones will ship without any accessories, and they’ll have to be collected from…
By Alana Barsworth, Urban Canine Correspondent Central London may conjure images of busy streets, iconic landmarks, and historic buildings, but for a growing number of canine city dwellers, it’s quickly becoming their favourite playground. Here are five reasons why our four-legged friends are smitten with the heart of the capital: 1. Parks Galore For many…
LONDON – The BT Tower, once a beacon of modern telecommunications, might soon redefine urban landscapes and leisure activities. Rumours are circulating about its possible transformation into the world’s first "vertical swimming experience." History Merges with Modernity Constructed in the 1960s as a communications hub, the BT Tower has always symbolized London’s ever-evolving skyline. Now,…
By Iva Sneaky-feeling London, a city historically known for its fog, double-decker buses, and the iconic Big Ben, is aiming for a new title: the set of the world’s biggest reality show, thanks to the pervasive ULEZ cameras. Introduced ostensibly to monitor emissions in the Ultra Look Everywhere Zone (ULEZ), these cameras have started to…
Fitzrovia, Saturday – In a turn of events that has left many scratching their heads and others suddenly "too busy", local resident Barry "Barefoot" Thompson has proudly emerged as the grand prize winner of a lifetime supply of anchovies, courtesy of renowned anchovy importer Cardigan Fishfingers Ltd. For reasons that are still not entirely clear,…
Residents of Fitzrovia are in a state of shock and panic after reports of a missing 50 pence piece. The coin, which is believed to have been in circulation since the early 1970s, was last seen in the hands of a local resident, Mrs. Edith Martin, on the morning of September 2nd. The Disappearance Mrs….
By Edward Hinklebotham III In a world that craves order and precision, it’s curious that one of our most cherished indulgences – food – remains subject to ambiguity. We’ve all experienced it: ordering a "large" bag of chips only to be confronted with a meager portion that leaves us craving more. In a society where…
It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Colin Bitumen, a remarkable individual whose zest for life and unwavering commitment to making a positive impact on the world will forever be remembered. Colin tragically succumbed to chocolate poisoning on Saturday, leaving behind a legacy of charitable work, love for scones, and an…