The start of the year typically brings a whirlwind of new aspirations and promises, but for Fitzrovia local Mark Thompson, it’s been a different story. Embarking on the year with nine fervent resolutions, Mark’s valiant efforts in self-improvement met an unexpected roadblock when, just a few days into January, he confessed to already breaking eight of his nine pledges.
Mark, 33, revealed his ambitious list of intentions in an interview at the onset of the year. Among his resolutions were commitments to hit the gym every day, read a book a day, and take up meditation for inner peace. However, less than 100 hours into the year, reality struck, and Mark’s resolutions began to crumble like a house of cards in Hurricane Belinda.
"It’s been a challenging start," sighed Mark with a mix of dismay and humor. "I tried hitting the gym daily, but on the second day, my alarm clock called in sick and refused to wake me up. As for reading a book a day, I’ve managed to finish the first chapter of a novel, which counts, right?"
His attempts at meditation weren’t much better. "I thought sitting in silence would be easy," Mark chuckled, "but my mind seems to have entered an Olympics of its own, sprinting through thoughts faster than Usain Bolt."
Mark’s ninth resolution—to eat healthier—remains the sole promise standing, albeit precariously. "I’m still hanging on to my ninth resolution," he remarked optimistically. "The broccoli in my fridge is giving me the eye; it’s been there since New Year’s Day."
Despite his resolutions hitting the rocks faster than HMS Saddleback, Mark remains undeterred. "Hey, eight out of nine isn’t too bad, right?" he quipped, sporting a grin. "I’m learning that Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither will the ‘new me’."
Mark’s candid revelation serves as a reminder to all that change often comes with its own set of challenges. Whether it’s the weight of expectations or the unpredictability of life, the journey towards self-improvement isn’t always a straight path. For Mark, the journey continues, one resolution per year.