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Sir Cardigan Haney’s Bold Plan to Launch the Fitzrovia Ballet Company with Swan Lake—Set in an Actual Lake

Fitzrovia, known for its eclectic arts scene and avant-garde endeavors, is about to leap (gracefully) into the world of ballet—quite literally. Sir Cardigan Haney, retired diplomat, part-time haberdasher, and full-time visionary, has announced the creation of the Fitzrovia Ballet Company, with a daring and unconventional debut: Swan Lake, performed in an actual lake. The production,…

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Mysterious “Monet Santa” Spreads Christmas Cheer in Fitzrovia—One Canvas Fragment at a Time

Residents of Fitzrovia have been left scratching their heads—and clutching tiny scraps of painted canvas—after an anonymous gift-giver, dubbed “Monet Santa,” began handing out small pieces of what appears to be a genuine Claude Monet painting to unsuspecting passersby. Over the past week, reports have emerged of people encountering a figure cloaked in a long,…

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Fitzrovia Concert Hall Hosts Unforgettable Christmas Handel’s Messiah Performed on Vegetable Instruments

In what can only be described as a symphonic salad, Fitzrovia Concert Hall brought music lovers—and vegetable enthusiasts—together last night for a performance of Handel’s Messiah unlike any seen (or heard) before. The star-studded seasonal tradition was reinvented by The Gourmand Ensemble, a group of audacious musicians who bravely traded in their violins, trumpets, and…

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Fitzrovia’s Latest Phenomenon: The World’s First Interactive Black Hole Experience

In a groundbreaking fusion of science and entertainment, Fitzrovia is set to unveil its latest attraction—a one-of-a-kind immersive experience that promises to transport visitors to the very edge of the cosmos: The World’s First Interactive Black Hole Experience. Located in the heart of Fitzrovia, the former bank building on Cavendish Square has been transformed into…

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Art Review: “I Accidentally Went to Chernobyl on Holiday”

In the hallowed halls of contemporary artistic discourse, where the echoes of past masters reverberate amidst the tumult of modernity, there exists a sublime convergence of artistic vision and existential inquiry—a convergence epitomized by the audacious group exhibition, “I Accidentally Went to Chernobyl on Holiday.” As one traverses the labyrinthine corridors of the gallery, one…

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Fitzrovia Group exhibition – “Impressions of a Synonym” opens today at the Carlisle Gallery on Spigot Street

Impressions of a Synonym: A Playful Exploration of Language in Art “Impressions of a Synonym,” the current group exhibition at the famed Carlisle Gallery is a vibrant exploration of how artists grapple with the nuances and ambiguities of language. Curated by Fitzrovia Group chairman Sir Timothy Hhot, the show brings together a range of voices,…

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Fitzrovia Group: Art Academy Founded by an Unlikely Duo – Charles I and Oliver Cromwell

Forget everything you thought you knew about history! In a shocking revelation that would make your history teacher faint, new evidence suggests Charles I and Oliver Cromwell, sworn enemies in the English Civil War, were actually the best of buds – and even founded an art club together! That’s right, folks. Buckle up for the…

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Sir Derek Hunderton MP Unveils Plans for a new Edward II Line : A Dazzling Elevated Railway for Disgruntled Commuters

Londoners, brace yourselves! A challenger has arisen to the throne of London’s ever-problematic transport system. Sir Derek Hunderton, a builder with a penchant for pork pies and questionable DIY projects, has unveiled his revolutionary plan – the Edward II line: A Dazzling Elevated Railway for Disgruntled Commuters. Yes, you read that right. Sir Derek, armed…

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Long lost Shakespeare play Unearthed: “King Harold” Found in Fitzrovia Attic

In a remarkable discovery that has sent shockwaves through the literary world, a lost Shakespearean play titled “King Harold” has been unearthed in an attic in Fitzrovia. This newfound masterpiece promises to offer fresh insights into one of England’s most pivotal moments: the events leading up to the Battle of Hastings in 1066. “King Harold”…

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