Dear Editor,
I sent the following letter to the Westminster Jigsaw Company. I have had no response so have forwarded it to you. I believe that the Westminster jigsaw company should be closed down.
Yours
Jill Spimme.
Dear Westminster Jigsaw Puzzle Company,
I pen this letter in a state of utmost frustration and bewilderment concerning my recent purchase of your supposedly captivating 7000-piece jigsaw puzzle. As an avid enthusiast of puzzling endeavors, I was eager to embark on a journey of challenge and delight. However, what I encountered has left me flummoxed and utterly disheartened.
Upon delving into the assembly of your puzzle—a depiction of a white cat savoring a milky bar in a snowstorm—I quickly realized that the challenge transcended the realm of complexity to border on the absurd. Astonishingly, each and every piece presented to me seems to be of the same shade of white—a confounding panorama of indistinguishable pieces that defy logical assembly.
In the span of ten laborious days, my efforts have yielded a mere three pieces conjoined—an accomplishment that, under normal circumstances, would be cause for celebration. However, the overwhelming uniformity of the pieces has transformed what should have been an enjoyable puzzle into an exercise in futility and exasperation.
The lack of discernible patterns, textures, or hues renders this puzzle an insurmountable task, an unfathomable enigma that defies the very essence of what a jigsaw puzzle should be—a tantalizing challenge that gradually reveals a captivating image, piece by piece.
I implore you, in the name of sanity and the preservation of puzzling enthusiasts worldwide, to reconsider the production and distribution of this befuddling puzzle. Such an ordeal should not be borne by anyone seeking the simple pleasure of assembling a jigsaw. I daresay, this puzzle warrants immediate prohibition by an act of Parliament—a measure that would spare others from the torment I have endured.
I earnestly request a resolution to this puzzle predicament—a refund or replacement with a puzzle that adheres to the fundamental principles of puzzling enjoyment. Your swift action in rectifying this baffling situation would be greatly appreciated.
Yours sincerely,
Jill Spimme
