Dear Mavis: Help, my goldfish wants to be on TV.
Letter to the Agony Aunt at The Fitzrovian: Hey Mavis, I’ve got a peculiar issue with my new goldfish. Instead of swimming gracefully, it’s taken a liking to dancing the cha-cha whenever I turn on the music. While it’s amusing, I fear my fish might be aiming for a spot on “Fish’s Got Talent.” How…