Man Denied Croissant in Marylebone Café Moves to France in Existential Despair
In a dramatic turn of pastry-fuelled misfortune, a local man has reportedly relocated to France after his daily croissant was unavailable at his favourite café on Dorset Street. Trevor Bibsworth, 42, had been a loyal customer of Le Petit Scone for over three years, where he would arrive each morning at precisely 8:07 AM to…