September 20, 2023 - The Fitzrovian

Fitzrovia Unveils Plan to Build World’s Tallest Treehouse on top of BT Tower, Hopes to Achieve Galactic Relevance

Fitzrovia2 years ago04 mins

In an ambitious endeavour that has the entire neighbourhood reaching for the stars, Fitzrovia has unveiled plans to construct the world's tallest treehouse, a project aimed at catapulting the eclectic district to galactic prominence. The brainchild of Fitzrovia's self-proclaimed "Chief Treehouse Architect," Sir Cedric Canopy, this undertaking promises to make Fitzrovia a destination not just…

Fitzrovia Introduces Mandatory Moustache Tax for All Residents

Fitzrovia2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

In a move that has left residents of Fitzrovia stroking their facial hair in disbelief, the quirky neighborhood has passed a groundbreaking new law requiring all residents to pay a "Moustache Tax" in support of facial hair fashion. The "Upper Lip Levies Act," as it is officially known, was introduced at a town hall meeting…

Fitzrovia Declares Independence, Elects Artist as First Monarch

Fitzrovia2 years ago1 year ago04 mins

In an unprecedented act of whimsy and artistic expression, the eclectic neighborhood of Fitzrovia has officially declared its independence from the rest of London, and to the astonishment of many, elected an artist as its first monarch. The announcement came during a vibrant street parade that featured jugglers, stilt-walkers, and interpretive dance troupes. The leader…