Marylebone Demands Independence: Movement Launches with Plans for New Currency, National Anthem, and Special Passports Smelling Slightly of Bergamot
In what is already being dubbed “The Most Polite Rebellion in British History,” a group of determined residents has launched the Campaign for Marylebone Independence (CMI), claiming their central London enclave has been “economically, culturally, and spiritually distinct since at least brunch last Sunday.” Leading the charge is Basil Etherington-Smythe, 64, a retired haberdasher and…