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Residents of Fitzrovia are in a state of shock and panic after reports of a missing 50 pence piece. The coin, which is believed to have been in circulation since the early 1970s, was last seen in the hands of a local resident, Mrs. Edith Martin, on the morning of September 2nd. The Disappearance Mrs….
Background Alfred Hitchcock, often referred to as the ‘Master of Suspense’, was a renowned British filmmaker who made a significant impact on the world of cinema. Born on August 13, 1899, in Leytonstone, London, Hitchcock developed a keen interest in storytelling and visual aesthetics from a young age. His fascination with the art of filmmaking…
Cricket, a sport steeped in tradition, represents not just a game but a cultural phenomenon spanning nations and generations. Integral to this milieu is the role of the cricket scorer, whose meticulous note-taking and intimate understanding of the game’s nuances have been instrumental in preserving its history. However, as with many sectors, the rise of…
By Edward Hinklebotham III In a world that craves order and precision, it’s curious that one of our most cherished indulgences – food – remains subject to ambiguity. We’ve all experienced it: ordering a "large" bag of chips only to be confronted with a meager portion that leaves us craving more. In a society where…
It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Colin Bitumen, a remarkable individual whose zest for life and unwavering commitment to making a positive impact on the world will forever be remembered. Colin tragically succumbed to chocolate poisoning on Saturday, leaving behind a legacy of charitable work, love for scones, and an…
Dear Editor, I am writing to express my deep dismay and frustration regarding a recent article published in your newspaper that denigrated the beloved Caesar salad. It is with utmost indignation that I must convey my strong disagreement with the claims made in the said article. To suggest that any salad, let alone the Caesar…
By our new restaurant critic Abbots Bromley Ah, Fitzrovia Salad, you obscure gem of the culinary world. Often overshadowed by your more famous counterpart, the Caesar Salad, you stand as a testament to the elegance and eccentricity that define the neighborhood from which you take your name. While the Caesar Salad may claim the spotlight,…
In the realm of charitable deeds, individuals often come up with creative and daring ideas to raise funds and awareness for various causes. One such unique endeavor that caught the attention of many in Fitzrovia was Colin Bitumen’s audacious attempt to eat his own weight in chocolate, all in the name of charity. Colin Bitumen,…
Even in the realm of those memoirs that read like a vivid tapestry of adventure and eccentricity, Kenneth Handlebarr’s ‘My Outrageous Life in W1’ stands as a remarkable testament to a life lived on the fringes of convention. Handlebarr’s prose is an unapologetic celebration of his boundless audacity and insatiable appetite for the extraordinary, leaving…
In the intricate landscape of international economic metrics, a hidden gem has quietly existed since 1832—a little-known indicator that has emerged as a beacon of accuracy in gauging inflation: the Fitzrovia Penny Chew Index. While its name might evoke curiosity and amusement, this index boasts a rich history and a track record that positions it…