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Residents of Fitzrovia have been left scratching their heads—and clutching tiny scraps of painted canvas—after an anonymous gift-giver, dubbed “Monet Santa,” began handing out small pieces of what appears to be a genuine Claude Monet painting to unsuspecting passersby. Over the past week, reports have emerged of people encountering a figure cloaked in a long,…
In what can only be described as a symphonic salad, Fitzrovia Concert Hall brought music lovers—and vegetable enthusiasts—together last night for a performance of Handel’s Messiah unlike any seen (or heard) before. The star-studded seasonal tradition was reinvented by The Gourmand Ensemble, a group of audacious musicians who bravely traded in their violins, trumpets, and…
In a groundbreaking fusion of science and entertainment, Fitzrovia is set to unveil its latest attraction—a one-of-a-kind immersive experience that promises to transport visitors to the very edge of the cosmos: The World’s First Interactive Black Hole Experience. Located in the heart of Fitzrovia, the former bank building on Cavendish Square has been transformed into…
Forget everything you thought you knew about history! In a shocking revelation that would make your history teacher faint, new evidence suggests Charles I and Oliver Cromwell, sworn enemies in the English Civil War, were actually the best of buds – and even founded an art club together! That’s right, folks. Buckle up for the…
In a remarkable discovery that has sent shockwaves through the literary world, a lost Shakespearean play titled “King Harold” has been unearthed in an attic in Fitzrovia. This newfound masterpiece promises to offer fresh insights into one of England’s most pivotal moments: the events leading up to the Battle of Hastings in 1066. “King Harold”…
Fitzrovia’s annual Easter egg hunt took on an unusual twist this year, leaving residents and participants buzzing with laughter and excitement. As the clock struck noon in Regent’s Park, competitors eagerly gathered, baskets in hand, ready to embark on a chocolate-filled adventure. Among them were seasoned hunters like Sarah, known for her keen eye and…
In a bold move that has captured the imagination of Fitzrovia residents, a grassroots campaign has been launched to make the iconic BT Tower twice as tall with a towering extension, in a bid to reclaim the title of the world’s tallest building. The ambitious proposal, spearheaded by the newly formed “Fitzrovia Tower Project,” aims…
In a groundbreaking move for the art world, Fitzrovia has birthed its own avant-garde movement, boldly dubbed “Fitzrovisim,” courtesy of the visionary artist Entwistle Jacks. The Pontoon Gallery on Foley Street is now abuzz with the enigmatic creations that define this new -ism, leaving patrons and critics alike scratching their heads in both bewilderment and…
Fitzrovia, London – Ditch the dumbbells, darling! Forget the treadmill torture! At the newly opened “Exquisite Exertion” gym in Fitzrovia, achieving peak physique is as simple as throwing cash at toned bodies. Their revolutionary “Platinum Pampering” membership takes laziness to a whole new level, offering the ultimate in fitness… by proxy. Imagine this: you saunter in, sporting the latest athleisure (never actually used, of course), and sip…
Nestled amidst the vintage shops and hipster haunts of Fitzrovia, Bartholomew “Barty” Thistlebottom tends to a most unusual window box. Forget your grungy geraniums and petunias – Barty cultivates the “Fitzrovian Filtrador,” a cactus he claims thrives on the very pollution choking London’s streets. “Think of it as a leafy lung for the city,” Barty declares, sporting a…