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By Alana Barsworth, Urban Canine Correspondent Central London may conjure images of busy streets, iconic landmarks, and historic buildings, but for a growing number of canine city dwellers, it’s quickly becoming their favourite playground. Here are five reasons why our four-legged friends are smitten with the heart of the capital: 1. Parks Galore For many…
Central London, known for its bustling streets, iconic landmarks, and diverse population, is now facing an unexpected and peculiar challenge – an influx of wild poodles. These once domesticated pets have seemingly adapted to the urban environment, raising concerns about their welfare, public safety, and the potential ecological impact on the city. This article delves…
LONDON – The BT Tower, once a beacon of modern telecommunications, might soon redefine urban landscapes and leisure activities. Rumours are circulating about its possible transformation into the world’s first "vertical swimming experience." History Merges with Modernity Constructed in the 1960s as a communications hub, the BT Tower has always symbolized London’s ever-evolving skyline. Now,…
By Iva Sneaky-feeling London, a city historically known for its fog, double-decker buses, and the iconic Big Ben, is aiming for a new title: the set of the world’s biggest reality show, thanks to the pervasive ULEZ cameras. Introduced ostensibly to monitor emissions in the Ultra Look Everywhere Zone (ULEZ), these cameras have started to…
Fitzrovia, Saturday – In a turn of events that has left many scratching their heads and others suddenly "too busy", local resident Barry "Barefoot" Thompson has proudly emerged as the grand prize winner of a lifetime supply of anchovies, courtesy of renowned anchovy importer Cardigan Fishfingers Ltd. For reasons that are still not entirely clear,…
Residents of Fitzrovia are in a state of shock and panic after reports of a missing 50 pence piece. The coin, which is believed to have been in circulation since the early 1970s, was last seen in the hands of a local resident, Mrs. Edith Martin, on the morning of September 2nd. The Disappearance Mrs….
It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Colin Bitumen, a remarkable individual whose zest for life and unwavering commitment to making a positive impact on the world will forever be remembered. Colin tragically succumbed to chocolate poisoning on Saturday, leaving behind a legacy of charitable work, love for scones, and an…
By our new restaurant critic Abbots Bromley Ah, Fitzrovia Salad, you obscure gem of the culinary world. Often overshadowed by your more famous counterpart, the Caesar Salad, you stand as a testament to the elegance and eccentricity that define the neighborhood from which you take your name. While the Caesar Salad may claim the spotlight,…
In the realm of charitable deeds, individuals often come up with creative and daring ideas to raise funds and awareness for various causes. One such unique endeavor that caught the attention of many in Fitzrovia was Colin Bitumen’s audacious attempt to eat his own weight in chocolate, all in the name of charity. Colin Bitumen,…
Even in the realm of those memoirs that read like a vivid tapestry of adventure and eccentricity, Kenneth Handlebarr’s ‘My Outrageous Life in W1’ stands as a remarkable testament to a life lived on the fringes of convention. Handlebarr’s prose is an unapologetic celebration of his boundless audacity and insatiable appetite for the extraordinary, leaving…