The best hot chocolate in Westminster?

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Westminster’s Winter Warmers: A Chocolatey Quest Through Chilly Cafes

As winter’s icy hand tightens its grip on London, even the bravest souls long for the warm embrace of a steaming mug.And what better antidote to numb fingers and chattering teeth than a rich, frothy hot chocolate? But in Westminster, where tourists jostle with suits and Big Ben lords over the skyline, finding the perfect cup can be a slippery slope (pun intended).So, armed with a spoon, a notebook, and an insatiable sweet tooth, I embarked on a choco-fueled mission, scouring the borough for Westminster’s hottest hot chocolates.

1. Cocoa Cadabra (7/10):

Tucked away in a cobbled alley, Cocoa Cadabra promised “magical brews.” Alas, the magic fizzled faster than a levitating teacup. Their “Volcano of Decadence” arrived more like a lukewarm mudslide, the promised cayenne kick lost in a sugary abyss. Barista Barnaby, sporting a Dumbledore beard, blamed “temperamental cocoa beans,” but I suspect even Fawkes wouldn’t be charmed by this brew.

2. The Quirky Quokka (9/10):

This kitschy haven, adorned with quokka plushies and rainbow fairy lights, was a whimsical escape from the winter gloom. Their “Wombat’s Winter Warmer,” infused with cinnamon and nutmeg, was a symphony of spice, warming my soul like a koala hug. Customer Chloe, sporting a quokka ear headband, declared it “a cuddle in a cup,” and I couldn’t agree more.

3. The Bean Bandit (6/10):

Located in a bustling office block, this sleek café promised “artisanal delights.” Their “Single-Origin Tanzanian Dream” arrived in a minimalist mug, the chocolate boasting a complex flavor profile – unfortunately, lost in a bitter undercurrent.Barista Beatrice, sporting a Crystal Palace hat and a disdainful stare, blamed my plebeian palate, but I suspect even a connoisseur would find this dream a nightmare.

4. Granny Grumble’s (10/10):

Nestled in a forgotten corner, this vintage tearoom was a portal to cozy bliss. Granny Grumble herself (allegedly 102,though she looks suspiciously spry) whipped up a “Forbidden Forest Hot Chocolate,” dark and rich, its velvety depths laced with a hint of black cherry. Every sip was a poem, every lick of the spoon a nostalgic serenade. Customer Cuthbert,adorned in a velvet waistcoat and a cap tilted rakishly, declared it “fit for a Queen,” and I wouldn’t argue with a man who’s seen four monarchs come and go.

5. The Quirky Quokka (again! 11/10):

Yes, you read that right. Needing a second opinion (and another hug in a cup), I returned to the quokka paradise. This time, I ventured into their secret menu, whispered amongst regulars like a forbidden spell. The “Dancing Wallaby Delight” arrived, topped with toasted marshmallows and a swirl of salted caramel. Each sip was a revelation, a salty-sweet tango on my taste buds, leaving me grinning like a sugar-high marsupial.

So, as winter bares its frosty teeth, fear not, intrepid chocoholics! Westminster’s streets hold hidden gems, where warmth and flavor await. Just remember, sometimes the best brews are found in the quirkiest corners, served with a side of quokka cuddles and a sprinkle of Granny Grumble’s magic. Just don’t blame me if you get hooked – this choco-quest is more addictive than a dancing wallaby on a sugar rush.

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