There follows a letter we have received from a scrabbleist of some great skill.
Dear Editor,
I pen these words in a state of triumphant exhilaration, having achieved an unparalleled feat that I am compelled to share with your esteemed readership. In a string of Scrabble games that can only be described as an odyssey of linguistic triumph, I have emerged victorious in three consecutive contests, each punctuated by monumental scores that resonate with the echoes of lexiconic mastery.
The question that now reverberates through the hallowed corridors of Scrabble aficionados worldwide is this: could this moment herald the ascension of the greatest Scrabble player the world has ever known? Dare I indulge in the audacity of proclaiming such a title for myself?
To those who seek to challenge the seemingly insurmountable lexical prowess that I possess, I extend an open invitation. Join me at the Bad Moon Games Cafe, where the tiles click with anticipation, and the echoes of words yet unspoken linger in the air. Let us engage in a cerebral skirmish that transcends mere vocabulary and delves into the realms of strategic mastery and linguistic finesse.
The gauntlet has been thrown, and I stand ready to face any challenger brave enough to venture forth and challenge the record-breaking streak I have set. Is there a contender worthy enough to dethrone the crowned victor of three consecutive Scrabble triumphs? Only time and the click-clack of tiles shall reveal the answer.
Yours sincerely,
John Sabbot
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